OULIPOST POEM 6: I’ve always paid for my own stuff

Today’s prompt (my birthday prompt!) from the Found Poetry Review’s Oulipost Project: Blank Verse Amid the Prose. “Compose a poem using unintentional lines of iambic pentameter found in your newspaper.” And my result, built mostly with quotes from Kevin Costner, and articles about Game of Thrones: I’ve always paid for my own stuff But with