Poetry excerpt: Limited Time Edition

Poetry excerpt! An ongoing feature of this website in which you can find an excerpt from something written that day, along with a nice picture to look at that may or may not have anything to do with the excerpt:

My boyfriend is going to Philadelphia
tonight and it’s Sunday night and we
watch television every night, especially
Sunday night and I used to go to church
Sunday night but then I grew breasts so
now I watch Breaking Bad.  I live next door to
Short Hills, New Jersey.  It would be accurate to
name my breasts “Short Hills, New Jersey.”  I
used to watch The Hills.  The Hills refers to
Beverly Hills, a place to which my boyfriend
and I may drive a 2007 Subaru Forrester (L.L.
Bean special limited time edition) if and when
he returns from Philadelphia.  I bet there are
lots of little girls named “Philadelphia.”  I bet
they go by “Del” and “Phil” and “Phila-del-del.”

What do you think of Philadelphia, the place.
What do you think of Philadelphia, the girl.
What do you think of my breasts.


Limited time edition caterpillar.

This entry was published on August 26, 2013 at 4:19 am. It’s filed under America, Culture, Humor, Life, Poems, Poetry, TV, Writing and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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